Beverly Major Schwartz

umm...  Metaphysical?  Allegorical?  I dunno.  Long.  Weird.  Pretty pictures.  At least it doesn't claim to be 'instant classic' nor does it have sparkly bits glued in....  Personally, I do not respect or like it at all, but I wouldn't be surprised if someone thinks it has redeeming value, so I'll skip rating it.